Quisieras aprender mas sobre euroipods? (Lo harías, ¿no?)
En euroipods.es, nuestra meta es de proporcionarle con iPods gratis de calidad a un precio razonable. Garantizamos incondicionalmente cada iPod gratuito que regalamos por el importe total de la compra. Si no estás satisfecho, puedes devolvernos el iPod, ¡sin hacer preguntas! Y si alguien pregunta alguna vez, ¡ni siquiera hemos oído hablar de ti!
¿Como lo podemos hacer?
Nuestro eficaz centro de distribución está situado en el corazón de Uzbekistán, al alcance de los helicópteros de combate estadounidenses. Con tres carretillas y una pequeña cabra, estas instalaciones ultramodernas de euroipods.es pueden enviar hasta cinco iPods al día directamente a tu puerta. Muchos envíos incluyen incluso los gastos de envío. Y si alguien pregunta alguna vez, ¡ni siquiera hemos oído hablar de ti!
Nuestros clientes están de acuerdo.
"Esta empresa compra iPods en el Apple Store directamente a través de ...., además de impulsar las ventas en iTunes... Apple está más que encantada de que esta empresa regale iPods, yo mismo recibí uno, ¡funcionó de maravilla! Lo vendí en eBay por 200 leros. No me quejo". - Tio1, Tuvalu Ulterior
- "I signed up for all the offers and spent nearly $700 bucks and almost got the free iPod, except they wanted me to tell my friends about this great offer, but I didn't want those assholes to get a free iPod too, so I said fuck it and went without the iPod so my shithead friends wouldn't get one either." - Hrodulf, USA
- "I got mine just before Christmas.....my friends love the shiny blue and gold stars....I can't rate it high enough" - Mhaille, Liverpool
- "FAST SHIP! WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN, A++++++++++" - Elvis, The Moon
- "Immensely elegant quality! Remarkably foxy packaging. Breathtaking delivery. A++!" - Su, Iowa
- "With super-saver shipping I was able to get my free iPod from euroipods.com within just 24 weeks, and it only cost 200 quid! But still, I thought they were shaped more like, you know, pods? Anyway, it tasted funny, but I managed to keep it down through dessert, at least." - Krishna Murthabarium, Bangalore, India
- "When I received my free iPod, I opened the package with excitement, mixed with fear. Indeed, not merely fear, but raw, stark terror! For I imagined that deep within the depths of the innocently-labeled box there lurked an unspeakably ancient evil whose nightmarish malevolence spanned the boundaries of time and space, to reach into my mind, my very soul, and plunge my existence into irretrievable, hellish blackness! A piercing, mind-numbing cold gripped my heart as I extracted the horrid, malignant contents and laid them before me on the examination table... It was then that I realized that it was actually... an MP3 player!" - H.P. Lovejunk, Arkham, Massachusetts, USA
- "The first thing I did with my new free iPod was masturbate wildly to my favorite song ever, "Sussudio" by Phil Collins. I was a little worried that constantly thrusting a delicate electronic gadget like that into my arse over and over again might break it, but it came through like a trooper!" - Donnie Kong, New York, NY, USA
- "If euroipods.com didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent pointless, bitter, futile arguing over worthless trivialities and made-up principles that couldn't possibly be applicable to the real world. Also, free shipping would be a nice invention." - Billie Joe Voltaire, Paris, France
- "I asked about it, but they never even heard of me!" - Willie Horton, Tijuana, Mexico
- "This new free (sort of) iPod reminds me of tables... tables as thin as a contemporary look, all in all, jazzy jazzy, chairs with figured vests in wrought stripes, Paris jazzy, Paris green, black table, iron legs, wine sketches, bamboo jazz interlocking in cold, coldjazz love. Yep, that's what it reminds me of all righty." ~ F.K. Curtain, Swindon, UK
- "My God, this article totally sucks." - A Random User, Uncycloland, Earth
- "Euroipods is awesome! All I had to do was give them $250,000 and one of my kidneys, and I got an iPod for free! Thanks Euroipods, you guys are the greatest! - Insy, Sometownyouhaveneverheardof, KS, USA
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