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Todas nuestras operadoras están ocupadas.

Por favor, permanezca a la espera sin maldecir en arameo, el resto del artículo será despachado sin más dilación en breves momentos. (En caso de que la página no se haya cargue haga clic aquí.)

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Por favor espere unos segundos...[edit]

La página se está cargando en estos momentos, le rogamos espere unos segundos a que termine de cargarse. Mientras, podemos ofrecerle una serie de ridículas animaciones que amenizarán su espera, tales como una secesión de números del intervalo 1-100 o una entretenida barra horizontal que se va haciendo cada vez más grande.

Loading...[edit]

Wait a few seconds, the page that you request for is loading. It would take you a little moment.

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Cargando... aún[edit]

Espere un momentito, ya casi está. Hemos conseguido hacer un gráfico en forma de tarta que muestra el tiempo (aproximado) que queda para que la página termine de cargar. Puede distraerse con sus cambios de color, le da tiempo incluso a ir al baño y plantar un pino, o a apagar la candela ya que los garbanzos se le están quemando. Aprovecha el tiempo imbécil que a esto le queda un poco todavía

Loading.. (sí otra vez)[edit]

Wait a minute, ¡¡cojones!! The page that you request for se ha perdido quién sabe dónde. It would take a rato laaaargo.

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Cargando... Ya te lo avisamos[edit]

En Taringa siem...hay pantallas de carga

Espere... bastante. Entre las imágenes y los pocos higos que tiene su ordenador de potencia, la carga de esta página puede llevar unos minutos. Loading.gifLe aconsejamos que se ponga cómodo y vaya al frigorífico a por un pisco o una coca-cola, lo que usted prefiera. Mientras puede deleitarse viendo cómo la barra de carga oscila de un lado a otro en un movimiento tan pendúlico y oscilante que puede llegar a hipnotizarle. No desespere.

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Loading... again and again[edit]

Wait.. an hour, this page has a lot of images and consideringLoading.gif the mierda de disco duro that you have, it could take un buen rato, te puedes bajar al Manolo's y pedirte una caña de mientras.

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Cargandooooooo[edit]

La página va a tardar así como unas horas, puede dedicarse a alimentarLoading.gif a su pobre perro con algo que no sean las sobras de la tostadora, o llamar a su vecina Laura que seguro que estará encantada de dar un paseo por el parque con usted.Loading.gif Sí sí el parque, son esas fotos que usted ve de vez en cuando en pantallas de carga como esta, con grandes árboles y niños comiendo otros niños saltando la comba. Esto Loading.gifva a llevar la tarde entera, así que benefíciese a Laura disfrute del buen tiempo mientras caga carga.

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Loooooaaaaadiiiinnnngg[edit]

We advised you gringo!! Your computer sucks. We may have this page loaded for tomorrow.Loading.gif However, pierdes el tiempo mirandoLoading.gif esta pantalla maricón.

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Car gan do[edit]

Mira no te voy a engañar rubio,Loading.gif tu ordenador vaLoading.gif a trompicones. Más vale que dejes esto como unos días encendido y llama a la asistenta para queLoading.gif lo limpie por dentro, que parece un vertedero. Toda esa pelusa no está ahí, como tú dices, "para que no coja humedad", sinoLoading.gif porque eres un auténtico cerdo. Anda, déjanos trabajar y quizás la semana que viene la tengas lista. Eso sí, olvídateLoading.gif de utilizar el ordenador mientras.

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Lo a di ng[edit]

The velocityLoading.gif of your computer is similar a la de un caracol con reúma. You have to give us time to infect the ordenador con 300 virus y Loading.gifspyware de manera que mi pobre abuelita pueda meterme un troyano y averiguar que utilizo la carpeta Mis documentos paraLoading.gif guardar peliculas de las que "podemos denominar". So take vacations and Loading.gifdespídete del portátil hasta dentro de unas semanas

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Car... uff Cargando[edit]

Mira rubio,Loading.gif al pobre ordenador le cuesta incluso mostrar esta pantalla de carga.Loading.gif Vale, has ganado la batalla,Loading.gif ahora debes dejarlo unos meses en manos del servicio técnico,Loading.gif y rezar para que encuentren qué le ocurre (nadie habló de que lo vayan a arreglar).Loading.gif Olvídate del ordenador. Sal a la calle, llama a tus amigos del parvularioLoading.gif ya que probablemente sean los únicos a quienes viste en 3D antes de que papá, que te tiene por un niño mimado y petulante,Loading.gif te regalase el ordenador a los 4 añitos. Esperamos que su carga haya sido entretenida y Loading.giflo sentimos por la parte que nos toca, pero digan lo que digan los pelos del culo abrigan (pantalla de carga noLoading.gif apta para menores de 81)

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Final load...uff[edit]

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Cargando... mierda[edit]

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