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La página va a tardar así como unas horas, puede dedicarse a alimentar a su pobre perro con algo que no sean las sobras de la tostadora, o llamar a su vecina Laura que seguro que estará encantada de dar un paseo por el parque con usted. Sí sí el parque, son esas fotos que usted ve de vez en cuando en pantallas de carga como esta, con grandes árboles y niños comiendo otros niños saltando la comba. Esto va a llevar la tarde entera, así que benefíciese a Laura disfrute del buen tiempo mientras caga carga.
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Mira no te voy a engañar rubio, tu ordenador va a trompicones. Más vale que dejes esto como unos días encendido y llama a la asistenta para que lo limpie por dentro, que parece un vertedero. Toda esa pelusa no está ahí, como tú dices, "para que no coja humedad", sino porque eres un auténtico cerdo. Anda, déjanos trabajar y quizás la semana que viene la tengas lista. Eso sí, olvídate de utilizar el ordenador mientras.
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The velocity of your computer is similar a la de un caracol con reúma. You have to give us time to infect the ordenador con 300 virus y spyware de manera que mi pobre abuelita pueda meterme un troyano y averiguar que utilizo la carpeta Mis documentos para guardar peliculas de las que "podemos denominar". So take vacations and despídete del portátil hasta dentro de unas semanas
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Me cansé la verdad este artículo va más lento que una caracortuga (fusión entre una tortuga y un caracol) dormida y paraplégica pero te diré algo: te daré mil dólares si dejas la página y destruyes Wikipedia; espérate 1 minuto más o menos y te avisaré, o te puedes ir a la...Loading...