Usuario:Darkluniux

Darkluniux, en gran señor oscuro de la InciclopediA

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Bienvenido seas a mi gran templo de eterna alabación. Sientete privilegiado por entrar en esta página donde my toda poderosa y sagrada persona impregna cada una de las letras que en ella se encuentran. Si te sientes como un esclavo no llores como una niña puequña y mejor te acostumbras a idolatrarme porque todo mortal que ve esta página sera mi seguidor para siempre.

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Propósito de Darkluniux

Yo soy el gran Señor Darkluniux, mi propósito es el de crear un nuevo imperio que siga las doctrinas de una nueva útopia, comenzare con esta página de usuario, como te daras cuenta yo gobierno sobre tooooooda esta zona. Luego dominaré al mundo que estará plagado de estatuas de mi persona y se creará la DARKLUNIPEDIA!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!. Yo creeé una alianza con la toda poderosa PATATA!http://orderofpotato.ya.st MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Darkluniux's Mitology

In the year 1118 he created the templar knights on holy land to proteck the most powerfull and acient secret in the all history of humanity, the secrets evangelions about the flying spaggetti monster. He ordered to dig and dig beneath the salomon's temple, and they found the book of the holy spam. They become guardians of a dark secret, how Godzilla did addition and multiplication with the spam and the water. "This is my spam and my water, eat it all because In Soviet Russia Spam eats YOU!!" The templars were confused reading this, so they came to the Sion's Priory to get help, they just maked a new weapon to destroy the Catolic Church: THE SPAM WHAT PWNS YOU!!. Now thanks to they you got more than 4789578346millions of free spam in your e-mail. Later The sion`s priory together with the Templar Knights protected the merovingian descendant, the trully descendant of BOBand the Saint grail. The illuminati discovered the secret and tell it to the masons in exchange of the NEW WORLD ORDER. The Masons just selled the secret to zezima for a new blue phat. The templars were disbanded by the inquisition and then Pwn3d like n00bs! Only i (Darkluniux) survived to the massacre ocrried in the year 1337. Now i will get my revenge!

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Facts about our great leader Darkluniux

• I`m Great.
• I'm 1337
• I PWNZ U!
• I'M C.A.T.S and All your base are belong to us!!
• I'm bad-temmpered because i'm hot but cool too.
• I'm Illuminati
• I destroyed the donald duck's car for 3rd time.
• When you are talking to me i'm you because: You said by you is you so is you is me, you is me!
• There is no spoon.
• Yo hablo español.
• I will do the 4th Reich, and i was the trully FÜHER not that Hitler guy.
• I'm the great master of the order of potato.Yummy order
• I was jaques de Molay but i changed my form when oscar wilde was burned for my cause.
• Oscar wilde thinks i rule and he loves me.
• Chuck norrys tried to kick me in the year 2101 A.D but all his base were belong to me!!
• Im Dart Darkluniux!
• You want to make a secret society to destroy my great empire in this page, but i did it already, i know where you live, i know all of you and i will not repeat this! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
• You're beign hating me.
• You love me.
• You`re a japanese anime girl, yummy.
• This is about me not you.
• I'm a templar.

In the year of the Lord 1131, a great cruzade hath begun.

• WHAT HAPPEN TO THE HOLY GRAIL?
• SOMEBODY SET US THE CAT-A-PULT.
• WE GET SIGNAL.
• WHAT !
• MAIN TEMPLAR MESSENGER COME ON.
• HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER:IT'S YOU !!
• SALADINO: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
• SALADINO: ALL YOUR KRAK DES CHEVALIER ARE BELONG TO US.
• SALADINO: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
• HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER: WHAT YOU SAY !!
• SALADINO: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
• SALADINO: HA HA HA HA
• GRAND MASTER!
• HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER: TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'!!
• HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING!
• HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER: MOVE 'ZIG'
• HOSPITALER GRAND MASTER: FOR OUR CAUSE IS JUST, MAY THE LORD SHOW US MERCY.

About me

• EGO SUM LUX ET OBSCURUS, EGO SUM REX TREMENDAE MAJESTATIS. I! TEGO ARCANA DEI!