Usuario:L'Imperatore
Dear children, as like as the Blue Fairy, your Brain, Santa Claus, Pikachu and the little Grisù, he doesn't exist. I know, that this information is hard to be understood or accepted for you, poor children, who really believed in the existence of the Imperatore. But that's the truth. If you really believe that the Imperatore exists, you can go here. |
Who is him?
For you, He is the 1.245.334th reincarnation of the Emperor Palpatine. But, for his friends, he is only a beautiful, funny, nice, intelligent, ecc... italian boy.
Yes, he works for Nonciclopedia, and yes, like the majority part of italians, he believes he could be able to conquire the world.
The Reserch
After the death of Palpatine on the Death Star II, his evil spirit travelled for thousands years across the galaxy, since he found the Earth, looking for a body in wich he could return alive and reconquire his ancient mighty power.
Although he had wandered for many years and he had appared in many telenovelas, like "Ghost Busters", "Ghost Whisperer" or "The Exorcism of Emily Rose", Palpatine's spirit never found an accettable body. But "who looks for something, can only find something", and after some times, he found in Italia a boy, having what he was looking for.
During a fatidical night they stipulated a pact, which guaranteed to Palpatine's spirit a new body and promised to the boy extraordinary powers.
Allied & Friends
- God
- The Mighty
- Your Mother
- The Barbie
- Rocco Siffredi
- TU
- Pingu
- Surely some others, and people I don't know how to translate
Articles
On Nonciclopedia he wrote many articles or NonNews, but he doesn't want to translate o report them for YOU.
Beh, if you really admire, love, or adule l'Imperatore, you can prey him to be autorized to read his articles (in italian obvious), or to venerate Him as God.
Good advices
- I think Incicolpedia should change her "logo". I mean: that sort of "orange wiki-world" on the main page, is alredy Unciclopedia's symbol. I think that you are strong and enought indipendent to change your "logo"; with your 4000 articles, your are not alredy considerable as "a spanish unciclopedia's tranlation", you are a different thing. And you should have a different symbol (maybe more original and more spanish). Boh, this is my opinion.
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